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Swear Bears cost $25.00 (U.S.) plus shipping.

With every eight Swear Bears purchased, you get another one Free!!.

What Do We Say?

We all say the following 19 things...
You're fuckin' crazy.
You dumb ass.
You dumb shit.
You're a dumb fuck.
You're a cocksucker.
Fuckin' jerk.
Crazy dumb fuck.
Fuck you.
You're a fuckin' asshole.
Fuckin' cocksucker.
You're a shithead.
You're a fuckin' loser.
Motherfucker.
Crazy asshole.
Eat shit.
You dumb fuck.
You're an asshole.
Fuckin' asshole.
You're a fuckin' dickhead.
    *We are individually handcrafted, so no two of us look exactly alike...but we all say the same things.*

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